2. NO THREE WHEELING!!! If two people in the Drunk Monday circle are fucking, there must be someone there for the other person to fuck or it's just not fun for anyone.
3. No less than two people, no more than five.
4. All drinking should be done out of Berkeley. Too small a town, too many possible people to run into.
5. No one gets arrested.
6. Don't talk about Drunk Mondays.
7. DON'T TALK ABOUT DRUNK MONDAYS!
8. No Sjell, Jordan, Seabass, exboyfriends, potential drama instigators, typically sad people, pussy drinkers or not-actually-our-friend friends.
9. No weed. Nobody wants weed on beer day.
10. Don't be a dick and use what may be talked about during Drunk Monday against other members. Do this and face being permanently banned from the slightly depressing funfest.
11. No matter how drunk one may get, always have their back. Even if they're being a damn fool.
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